Other Results: 2 Series
Stories
Summary:

Harry and Ginny travel to Portugal for sea, sand, sun, and something else.
Can Harry avoid being torn apart by Harpies?


Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Characters: Ginny Weasley/Potter, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Harry/Ginny
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7291 Read Count: 2
[Report This] Published: 17/11/14 Updated: 17/11/14
Summary:

In the weeks and months after their eldest brother’s wedding Fred and George Weasley continued to run their business.

 

 

Two decent honest and respectable businessmen, they had no involvement at all in any illicit conduct. They certainly didn’t get involved in any anti-Voldemort activities. 

 

Definitely not.

 

No. Not them. Never.

 

They wouldn’t.

 

Honestly.


Categories: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Hannah Abbott/Longbottom, Other Canon Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10549 Read Count: 47
[Report This] Published: 09/01/12 Updated: 12/05/12
Summary: Photobucket

First-year Lysander Scamander has problems. His twin brother Lorcan is popular, James Potter hates him, and he can't help irritating Victoire Weasley, the beautiful seventh-year Prefect. Luna and Rolf have many embarrassing theories about why their son is so drawn to Victoire, and Lysander feels he'll be lucky if he survives his first term.
Categories: Harry Potter, General, Humour, Next Generation
Characters: Albus Potter, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Harry Potter, James Potter II, Lorcan Scamander, Luna Lovegood/Scamander, Lysander Scamander, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Rolf Scamander, Victoire Weasley
Genres: General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Canon Ships, Other Pairing, Teddy/Victoire
Warnings: Mild Teen Language
Series: Future History: SiriuslyPeeved's Canonverse
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6670 Read Count: 25
[Report This] Published: 17/08/10 Updated: 24/02/12
Summary:

Warning - this is a parody!fic. No seriousness is intended whatsoever.

This contains an illogical hook up, several OOC characters and no cliches whotsoever. Honest.

p.s. I SCK @ SUMMARIEZ


Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, One Shot, Romance
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Hermione
Warnings: Contains Spoilers, Fluff, Sexual Content, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1476 Read Count: 11
[Report This] Published: 25/08/10 Updated: 25/08/10
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly Rated: MA18+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

 

Potter opened his mouth as though he was about to say something. Oh, no. He was going to correct me. Potter was going to tell Petunia that I had lied. He was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So, I did the only conceivable thing I could think of to make him stop. I kissed him.


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, Marauder Era, Romance
Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans/Potter
Genres: Humour, Romance
Ships: James/Lily
Warnings: Mild Adult Language, Mild Adult Romance, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23263 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 22/02/10 Updated: 04/04/10
Summary:

Mirrors never lie.

 

 

 

The story of the fabulously flamboyant tap-dancer extraordinaire, Xavier Rastrick, one of Famous Witches and Wizards Card’s finest.   


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, One Shot, Pre-Hogwarts
Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Teen Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1137 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: 21/02/10 Updated: 21/02/10
Summary:

And really... it’s the possibility of never that keeps us all going, striving for what we want or need or whatever.


Categories: Humour, Harry Potter, Next Generation, Romance, Drama
Characters: Molly Weasley II, Teddy Lupin
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2630 Read Count: 10
[Report This] Published: 16/02/10 Updated: 16/02/10
Summary:

Banner by MissyPadfoot from TDA.

Crookshanks just wants to find some place to sleep and rest his weary bones, but Ron and Hermione won't let him.

Written for Staff Challenge 5 at HPFF, where you had to base your fic on someone else's.  I chose Georgia_Weasley's story 'Time to Go,' which can also be found here on Gluttony.


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour
Characters: Hermione Granger/Weasley, Other Canon Character, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humour
Ships: Hermione/Ron
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Mild Teen Violence, Sensitive Subject, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 17
[Report This] Published: 22/11/09 Updated: 22/11/09
Summary:

 

 

The prologue and first two chapters of this story intertwine with the last two chapters and epilogue, (covering, roughly, the last two weeks of term), of my sixth year story ‘What Goes Around…Comes Around…Lost And Found…Love’.  If you haven’t read it, you’d better go through that one, or none of this story will make any sense. 

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Anna’s year at Hogwarts is ending, in a most peculiar way; Secret keepers, hiding places, changes of attitude and loyalty.  New lives, old memories, shifting priorities and deadly miscalculations are coming to light in the bright summer sunshine.

 

 


Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Neville/Luna, Remus/OC, Severus/OC
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Adult Romance, Mild Adult Violence, Sensitive Subject, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Violence, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 218834 Read Count: 398
[Report This] Published: 10/09/08 Updated: 09/09/09
Summary: gluttonyfrozendinners

As the Minister attempts to persuade Harry to join his cause, Percy is left to face some very angry Weasleys. Amazingly, he managed to leave the Burrow only dripping in mashed parsnip that Christmas Day. If left to his siblings, who knows what could have happened? HPFF Staff Challenge 1-HBP Missing Moments challenge entry.
Categories: Drama, Humour
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drama, Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1551 Read Count: 76

[Report This] Published: 29/07/09 Updated: 29/07/09
Summary: Draco is in hiding in an unlikely place, Snape has a theory about "Muggle magic", perhaps their only hope. The hunt for the Horcruxes commences, with clues and obstacles... Allegiances change. Harry retrieves one of his own earliest memories with devastating consequences. A price has to be paid and a high one at that!


Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: AU
Ships: Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Narcissa/Severus, Neville/Luna, Remus/Tonks, Severus/Lily
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Sensitive Subject, Sexual Content, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Language
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124327 Read Count: 134
[Report This] Published: 22/02/08 Updated: 06/04/09
Summary:

 

Draco and Astoria are looking forward to their wedding and the invitations are going out.  Who will accept, or better yet, how will people react to those invitations? Have things changed THAT much in five years?  We'll see . . . .


Categories: Harry Potter, General, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Astoria, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Narcissa/Lucius, Other Pairing
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7076 Read Count: 3642
[Report This] Published: 05/03/09 Updated: 22/03/09
Portraits by SiriuslyPeeved Rated: R15+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: banner for one shot

Written for Gluttony's First Birthday Competition. Banner by NevillesSoulmate.

"The more powerful the wizard, the longer-lived, or so he'd been told. Not for the first time, Harry Potter wished with all his heart to be ordinary."


Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape
Genres: Fluff, General
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Sensitive Subject
Series: Future History: SiriuslyPeeved's Canonverse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2216 Read Count: 33
[Report This] Published: 23/02/09 Updated: 23/02/09
Hogwarts Redux by purpleheart Rated: R15+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 50]
Summary: Photobucket Well...they've gotten together, but can they make it work? The unlikely couple of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have embarked on the riskiest adventure since the end of the War of the wizarding world...each other.
Strongly advised that prequel is read before starting this story--look for Hogwarts Revisited!
Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Ships: Draco/Hermione
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37443 Read Count: 497
[Report This] Published: 01/12/08 Updated: 18/02/09
Colossus : Legacy by Sammy23 Rated: MA18+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Image and video hosting by TinyPic By the year 2035 Albus Severus Potter was seen as one of the most powerful and evil men to ever walk the face of the earth. This first in a series of 8 novels that chronicles how he went from a spineless Gryffindor to an unstoppable force of nature.

Hope you enjoy.
Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humour, Next Generation, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humour, Mystery/Suspense, Romance
Ships: Scorpius/Rose
Warnings: Contains Spoilers, Sensitive Subject, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Violence, Violence
Series: Colossus
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26415 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 04/12/08 Updated: 10/12/08
Stupid Boy by Barbara Rated: MA18+ starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Banner - Stupid Boy

Hermione Granger has to watch some disguting snogging scenes in the Gryffindor common room. What is she thinking at the moment?

Song is by Pink: Stupid Girls


Categories: Hogwarts, Humour, One Shot, Song Fic
Characters: None
Genres: Humour, Song Fic
Ships: Ron/Lavender
Warnings: Sexual Content, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 952 Read Count: 6
[Report This] Published: 30/11/08 Updated: 01/12/08
Summary: Photobucket
Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the War of the wizarding world has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself very out of place being one of the few students at school who experienced the true horrors of War. Unexpectedly, she finds solace with someone who seems to be carrying the same burdens that she is...Draco Malfoy.
Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Ships: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Mild Teen Violence, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24392 Read Count: 521
[Report This] Published: 23/11/08 Updated: 29/11/08
Summary:

Banner

A new Dark Lord is here, more powerful and frightening then ever before...and Scorpius and Rose are about to fight him, along with Ha-I mean, Albus, but they have to sort out some personal issues before...

Overly-cliched little thing with no plot at all, written for the Pet-Peeve challenge over at eHPF.


Categories: Humour, Next Generation, One Shot
Characters: None
Genres: Humour
Ships: Scorpius/Rose
Warnings: Sensitive Subject, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1107 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: 29/09/08 Updated: 29/09/08
Summary: Banner by atkarid @ TDA!
Unsinkable banner by atkarid

Molly Prewett is in her sixth year, and finds when her love potion goes wrong that her true love might just be a boy she'd never noticed...
Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, Pre-Hogwarts, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Molly/Arthur, OC/OC
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Teen Language, Mild Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4728 Read Count: 8
[Report This] Published: 26/09/08 Updated: 26/09/08
Summary:

Awarded Best Novel Length in Gluttony's Pure Indulgence Awards, 2008.

The new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher...Neville's free spirited Godmother...The love of Severus Snape's life...All the same woman?

The arrival of Anastasia Twigg-Jones at Hogwarts sets into motion a year of intrigue, revenge, laughter, secrets, love and murder that reaches into the past and impacts everyone's future.

Let's 'hang around' and watch the sparks and spells fly, shall we?


Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, AU, General, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Neville/Luna, Remus/OC, Severus/OC
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Adult Language, Mild Adult Romance, Mild Teen Language, Sensitive Subject, Sexual Content, Strong Adult Romance, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 133004 Read Count: 800
[Report This] Published: 16/08/08 Updated: 10/09/08
Will you? by Christie Rated: MA18+ [Reviews - 3]
Summary:
The War is over the Good guys have one, Harrys got the perfet job the best of friends and a great... Girlfriend? Its time to pop the question, lets hope all goes smoothly
Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Humour, Romance
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Mild Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2083 Read Count: 18
[Report This] Published: 04/09/08 Updated: 05/09/08
Mind Games by Eyriana Rated: R15+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:
Banner by Em! After years of wilfully ignoring his cousins’ not-so-subtle innuendos in favour of more important things – like beating his father at Wizard’s Chess – Hugo Weasley has finally managed to ask a girl out. Not just any girl, either: Hope Longbottom. Not because he likes her particularly – she’s a bit odd, in reality – but just to see if he can. But when your sole intent is to prove Albus Potter that you can get a girl, it can be quite startling to find out that Hope has something else in mind.
Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Humour, Next Generation, One Shot, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Ships: Other Pairing
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Mild Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7029 Read Count: 38
[Report This] Published: 03/09/08 Updated: 03/09/08
Summary: We all know the prophecy. The prophecy, I mean. But who did Voldemort really mark as his equal? And what is this ominous power he doesn’t know?
Categories: Drabble, Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: Mild Teen Violence, Sensitive Subject
Series: Lord Voldemort's Downfall
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 490 Read Count: 21
[Report This] Published: 30/08/08 Updated: 30/08/08
Summary: Even Lord Voldemort sometimes has to face boredom. He tries various things to overcome it, and in the end he won’t be bored ever again in his life.
Categories: Harry Potter, Drabble, Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: Mild Teen Violence, Sensitive Subject
Series: Lord Voldemort's Downfall
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 9
[Report This] Published: 30/08/08 Updated: 30/08/08
Wormtail? Horntail! by Loony Rated: R15+ starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Peter deceives Lord Voldemort once more. Of course, as a Dark Lord, you can’t tolerate that. But Peter has one more little trick he needs to show his Master…
Categories: Drabble, Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: Mild Teen Violence, Sensitive Subject
Series: Lord Voldemort's Downfall
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 10
[Report This] Published: 27/08/08 Updated: 27/08/08