Stories
Summary:

In the weeks and months after their eldest brother’s wedding Fred and George Weasley continued to run their business.

 

 

Two decent honest and respectable businessmen, they had no involvement at all in any illicit conduct. They certainly didn’t get involved in any anti-Voldemort activities. 

 

Definitely not.

 

No. Not them. Never.

 

They wouldn’t.

 

Honestly.


Categories: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Hannah Abbott/Longbottom, Other Canon Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10549 Read Count: 41
[Report This] Published: January 09, 2012 Updated: May 12, 2012
Summary: Photobucket

First-year Lysander Scamander has problems. His twin brother Lorcan is popular, James Potter hates him, and he can't help irritating Victoire Weasley, the beautiful seventh-year Prefect. Luna and Rolf have many embarrassing theories about why their son is so drawn to Victoire, and Lysander feels he'll be lucky if he survives his first term.
Categories: Harry Potter, General, Humour, Next Generation
Characters: Albus Potter, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Harry Potter, James Potter II, Lorcan Scamander, Luna Lovegood/Scamander, Lysander Scamander, Original Character, Other Canon Character, Rolf Scamander, Victoire Weasley
Genres: General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Canon Ships, Other Pairing, Teddy/Victoire
Warnings: Mild Teen Language
Series: Future History: SiriuslyPeeved's Canonverse
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6670 Read Count: 25
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2010 Updated: February 24, 2012
Summary:

Warning - this is a parody!fic. No seriousness is intended whatsoever.

This contains an illogical hook up, several OOC characters and no cliches whotsoever. Honest.

p.s. I SCK @ SUMMARIEZ


Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, One Shot, Romance
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Hermione
Warnings: Contains Spoilers, Fluff, Sexual Content, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1476 Read Count: 11
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2010 Updated: August 25, 2010
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly Rated: MA18+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

 

Potter opened his mouth as though he was about to say something. Oh, no. He was going to correct me. Potter was going to tell Petunia that I had lied. He was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So, I did the only conceivable thing I could think of to make him stop. I kissed him.


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, Marauder Era, Romance
Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans/Potter
Genres: Humour, Romance
Ships: James/Lily
Warnings: Mild Adult Language, Mild Adult Romance, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23263 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2010 Updated: April 04, 2010
Summary:

Mirrors never lie.

 

 

 

The story of the fabulously flamboyant tap-dancer extraordinaire, Xavier Rastrick, one of Famous Witches and Wizards Card’s finest.   


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour, One Shot, Pre-Hogwarts
Characters: Other Canon Character
Genres: Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Teen Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1137 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: February 21, 2010 Updated: February 21, 2010
Summary:

And really... it’s the possibility of never that keeps us all going, striving for what we want or need or whatever.


Categories: Humour, Harry Potter, Next Generation, Romance, Drama
Characters: Molly Weasley II, Teddy Lupin
Genres: Drama, Humour, Romance
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2630 Read Count: 10
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2010 Updated: February 16, 2010
Summary:

Banner by MissyPadfoot from TDA.

Crookshanks just wants to find some place to sleep and rest his weary bones, but Ron and Hermione won't let him.

Written for Staff Challenge 5 at HPFF, where you had to base your fic on someone else's.  I chose Georgia_Weasley's story 'Time to Go,' which can also be found here on Gluttony.


Categories: Harry Potter, Humour
Characters: Hermione Granger/Weasley, Other Canon Character, Ron Weasley
Genres: Humour
Ships: Hermione/Ron
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Mild Teen Violence, Sensitive Subject, Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1209 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2009 Updated: November 22, 2009
Summary:

 

 

The prologue and first two chapters of this story intertwine with the last two chapters and epilogue, (covering, roughly, the last two weeks of term), of my sixth year story ‘What Goes Around…Comes Around…Lost And Found…Love’.  If you haven’t read it, you’d better go through that one, or none of this story will make any sense. 

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Anna’s year at Hogwarts is ending, in a most peculiar way; Secret keepers, hiding places, changes of attitude and loyalty.  New lives, old memories, shifting priorities and deadly miscalculations are coming to light in the bright summer sunshine.

 

 


Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, AU, Drama, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Neville/Luna, Remus/OC, Severus/OC
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Mild Adult Romance, Mild Adult Violence, Sensitive Subject, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Violence, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 218834 Read Count: 398
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2008 Updated: September 09, 2009
Summary: gluttonyfrozendinners

As the Minister attempts to persuade Harry to join his cause, Percy is left to face some very angry Weasleys. Amazingly, he managed to leave the Burrow only dripping in mashed parsnip that Christmas Day. If left to his siblings, who knows what could have happened? HPFF Staff Challenge 1-HBP Missing Moments challenge entry.
Categories: Drama, Humour
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Potter, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drama, Humour
Ships: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1551 Read Count: 75

[Report This] Published: July 29, 2009 Updated: July 29, 2009
Summary: Draco is in hiding in an unlikely place, Snape has a theory about "Muggle magic", perhaps their only hope. The hunt for the Horcruxes commences, with clues and obstacles... Allegiances change. Harry retrieves one of his own earliest memories with devastating consequences. A price has to be paid and a high one at that!


Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: AU
Ships: Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Narcissa/Severus, Neville/Luna, Remus/Tonks, Severus/Lily
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Sensitive Subject, Sexual Content, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Language
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124327 Read Count: 134
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2009
Summary:

 

Draco and Astoria are looking forward to their wedding and the invitations are going out.  Who will accept, or better yet, how will people react to those invitations? Have things changed THAT much in five years?  We'll see . . . .


Categories: Harry Potter, General, Humour, Post Hogwarts, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, General, Humour, Romance
Ships: Draco/Astoria, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Narcissa/Lucius, Other Pairing
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7076 Read Count: 3266
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2009 Updated: March 22, 2009
Portraits by SiriuslyPeeved Rated: R15+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: banner for one shot

Written for Gluttony's First Birthday Competition. Banner by NevillesSoulmate.

"The more powerful the wizard, the longer-lived, or so he'd been told. Not for the first time, Harry Potter wished with all his heart to be ordinary."


Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Humour, One Shot, Post Hogwarts
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Severus Snape
Genres: Fluff, General
Ships: Canon Ships
Warnings: Mild Teen Language, Sensitive Subject
Series: Future History: SiriuslyPeeved's Canonverse
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2216 Read Count: 32
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2009 Updated: February 23, 2009
Hogwarts Redux by purpleheart Rated: R15+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 50]
Summary: Photobucket Well...they've gotten together, but can they make it work? The unlikely couple of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have embarked on the riskiest adventure since the end of the War of the wizarding world...each other.
Strongly advised that prequel is read before starting this story--look for Hogwarts Revisited!
Categories: Harry Potter, Drama, Hogwarts, Humour
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Ships: Draco/Hermione
Warnings: Alcohol Use/Abuse, Strong Teen Language, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37443 Read Count: 497
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2008 Updated: February 18, 2009
Colossus : Legacy by Sammy23 Rated: MA18+ starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Image and video hosting by TinyPic By the year 2035 Albus Severus Potter was seen as one of the most powerful and evil men to ever walk the face of the earth. This first in a series of 8 novels that chronicles how he went from a spineless Gryffindor to an unstoppable force of nature.

Hope you enjoy.
Categories: Harry Potter, Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humour, Next Generation, Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, General, Humour, Mystery/Suspense, Romance
Ships: Scorpius/Rose
Warnings: Contains Spoilers, Sensitive Subject, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Violence, Strong Teen Violence, Violence
Series: Colossus
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26415 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: December 04, 2008 Updated: December 10, 2008
Stupid Boy by Barbara Rated: MA18+ starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Banner - Stupid Boy

Hermione Granger has to watch some disguting snogging scenes in the Gryffindor common room. What is she thinking at the moment?

Song is by Pink: Stupid Girls


Categories: Hogwarts, Humour, One Shot, Song Fic
Characters: None
Genres: Humour, Song Fic
Ships: Ron/Lavender
Warnings: Sexual Content, Strong Adult Language, Strong Adult Romance, Strong Teen Romance
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 952 Read Count: 6
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: December 01, 2008