Middle aged ex Archaeologist, father of three. I have written several Harry Potter universe stories which are posted elsewhere that I shall post here as well.
When a call to Fred for help is a little odd, even by Weasley standards, does it bode well for Ginny's plans to disrupt the oppressive administration of the school before Christmas. Written in the style of and in tribute to a british dramatic farce.
Additional Warning: This story contains what is probably the worst ever chat up line in Fan Fic. The author accepts no responsibility for the consequences should any reader choose to use it in the real world.
Sexual content warning is simply because the story contains undescribed character nudity.
Story idea inspired by Patty